it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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