the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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