at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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