He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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