Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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