I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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