and i looked up. we had an audience...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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