dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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