Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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