he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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