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highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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