Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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