Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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