...so i touched it.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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