We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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