are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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