I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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