I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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