Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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