you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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