After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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