well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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