Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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