absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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