How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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