god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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