This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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