Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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