I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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