question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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