3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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