The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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