I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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