One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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