In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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