I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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