i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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