She's JV to your varsity
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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