he wants to bone in the snuggie
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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