If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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