Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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