is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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