I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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