Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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