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my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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