My first STD was from a foam party
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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