I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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