seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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