I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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