Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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